ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW · 2026FORM HR-26
Employee: Sarah
Role: My Person
Reviewer: Biscuit, Head of Household
RATINGS
Snack delivery★★★★★
Belly rubs★★★★☆
Leaving the house★☆☆☆☆
KEY ACHIEVEMENTS
Opened the treat cupboard 1,412 times. Strong numbers.
AREAS FOR IMPROVEMENT
Leaving. Please stop leaving.
INCIDENT REPORT
The sock. I would do it again. Case closed.
THREAT ASSESSMENT
The mailman. Comes every day. Clearly planning something.
OUTCOME
Contract renewed. For life.
Biscuit
The Annual Review poster, unframed, held up on Christmas morning while a dachshund rests his chin on a knee
FORM HR-26 · ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW

The Annual Review

$39.00
Free US shipping

Biscuit's review of your year, printed for the fridge, the office or the wall by Biscuit's bed: your name, Biscuit's headshot and the three notes you picked, on a 12 × 18 inch poster of thick matte paper.

Frame not included. Biscuit has requested one in next year's budget. Made after you order, and a person checks it before it prints. Free US shipping.

Want it framed? $89Black, red oak or white wood, acrylic front, hanging hardware included.
A human checks every order before anything prints.
Misprinted or damaged? Full refund or a free remake.

Questions

My dog's photos are all blurry. Is that a problem?

Send your best one. A person checks it before printing and tells you if it needs a better shot. You can also send it after you order.

Can I order a review for a friend's dog?

Yes. That is most of the fun. Fill in their dog and their name, and we ship it straight to them.

Can I change what the review says?

Within 12 hours of ordering, yes. After that, Biscuit considers the matter closed.

Where do you ship?

Anywhere in the US, free.