ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW · 2026FORM HR-26
Employee: Sarah
Role: My Person
Reviewer: Biscuit, Head of Household
KEY ACHIEVEMENTS
Opened the treat cupboard 1,412 times. Strong numbers.
AREAS FOR IMPROVEMENT
Leaving. Please stop leaving.
INCIDENT REPORT
The sock. I would do it again. Case closed.
THREAT ASSESSMENT
The mailman. Comes every day. Clearly planning something.
OUTCOME
Contract renewed. For life.
Biscuit
FORM HR-26 · ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW
The Annual Review, Framed
$89.00
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The same review, framed and ready to hang. Biscuit felt the paperwork deserved it.
A 12 × 18 inch poster on thick matte paper, in a black, red oak or white wood frame with an acrylic front, hanging hardware included. Made after you order, and a person checks it before it prints. Free US shipping.
YOUR ANSWERS
From Biscuit to Sarah
Leaving · The sock · The mailman · 1,412 treats
If the personalizer below asks for these, use them.
A human checks every order before anything prints.
Misprinted or damaged? Full refund or a free remake.
Questions
My dog's photos are all blurry. Is that a problem?
Send your best one. A person checks it before printing and tells you if it needs a better shot. You can also send it after you order.
Can I order a review for a friend's dog?
Yes. That is most of the fun. Fill in their dog and their name, and we ship it straight to them.
Can I change what the review says?
Within 12 hours of ordering, yes. After that, Biscuit considers the matter closed.
Where do you ship?
Anywhere in the US, free.